Step one: Wake up in Vegas. ✓ Step two: Discover you’re married to your best friend. ✓ Step three: Convince your best friend this is the best mistake you ever made. In progress…

She thinks our Vegas wedding was a tequila-fueled disaster. I think it’s the universe finally giving me a shot with the woman I’ve loved for years. Now I just have to prove that what happens in Vegas should definitely NOT stay in Vegas.

Too bad life has a sense of humor about perfect timing.